For the past few days I’ve had one of those on-and-off eyelid twitches going on. The ones they say are linked to stress, anxiety or lack of sleep. I am not sure which one it is in my case, but I do know that it’s making me look liked a crazed psychopath at work about to bludgeon someone to death with my keyboard. Which isn’t far from the truth.

For the record, it’s the right eye.