They’ve posted up signs here at uni on the duck pond lawn to warn students about the birds that have moved in and are swooping at heads.
I’m so bored at uni right now I’m thinking about dressing up as Tippi Hedren, putting bird seed in my hair and flailing my hands and rolling, screaming, along the grass.
if you do, can you take a picture?
I want video!
Can I sell posters and T-shirts?
> I’m thinking about dressing up as Tippi Hedren, putting bird seed in my hair and flailing my hands and rolling, screaming, along the grass.
Hmmmm, well i’ve seen you in heels Tyson, make sure they are closed toe .. and NOT white, no matter WHAT Tippy wore you just cant get away with white heels these days (thank goodness!) i’ve often wondered about drag queens who have bird seed parcels down their bra’s for added ‘oomph’ and how many of them have there upper chests attacked by rampant flocks of peckish birds.
AJ – Yes, but it might be a bit blurry.
Minty – Imagine the wonderful vidcast this will make! I can just capture the tape off the news.
Kevin – I need a profit if you’re going to do that. Bird seed and reconstructive surgery aren’t cheap.
Tamaline – Remember, with your cataracts, everything looks puffy and diseased.