Relax, it’s okay. My domain name is safe for another year.
Apparently it was getting a little close to the date when it would all be handed over to the rest of the world for anyone to swipe, so the major nations of the world started sending their diplomats to talk to me about it. They’ve even been shutting down Sydney. I’m a little embarrassed. All this hoo-har just over my own little forgetful brain. I hope I didn’t cause anyone any inconvenience.
It’s okay now, though, you can all go home.
Damn, have to try squatters rights next year.
Oh thank god for that. Mind you, I did hear that G.W’s wife didn’t think the domain name was good enough so she couldn’t give a rats in coming here…
I also heard that the Queen told Camilla to keep her hands off your domain, so Camilla’s gone to Barbados for a forced domain buying spree.
Well that’s a relief. You’ve become somewhat of a national icon.
Kevin – I do love to leave it to the last second, though.
AJ – I’m the talk of the town!
Steph – And now they’ve erected fences everywhere to stop the wild elephants from escaping from the zoo and trampling me!