I have started reading another book, Ian Fleming’s 007 novel, Dr. No, which was, of course, the first real Bond movie.
Now, I’m a little confused, because as I read it I thought ‘I’ve read this before,” but i’m really not sure if it was just that i’d seen the movie. Then again, i’m not sure if the chapter I was thinking of is actually in the movie. It’s the one where Bond has to give up his favourite gun for a new one. Perhaps it is. It’s also entirely possible that a year or so ago I picked up the book and started to read it until something better came along, in which case I would recognise the opening few chapters from the previous read.
And then to confuse things a little further, today I watched ‘Marnie’, which of course stars Sean Connery. He played a similar, sophisticated and charming character, but this time with a very patient and endearing love for Marnie, which is the last thing from James Bond’s mind. I think it is well established that when I get involved in works of fiction, my concept of reality and fantasy and the relationship between them becomes very unstable. It’s very likely i’ll get the two characters confused, or worse, think they are real.
Also, I haven’t posted about it yet, but I ordered a turntable from eBay and it arrived in a, shall we say, less than working fashion. To be more specific, the needle skids (not skips) across the records like a crap game that just heard a police siren. There is something seriously wrong with the needle and/or the tonearm and the seller is taking no responsibility for it so far. I’m not impressed, because the auction stated the turntable was in working order with a near perfect needle. I’ll keep you updated with how the negotiations from my last email sent tonight go.


I wish you luck with this one dude. It may have been a better deal in the long run to have hit Tandy or Dick Smith for one of their turntables after all.