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Forced Economies

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As I was forcing a few coins into my high-school-made money box, I suddenly found the box taking the coins quite easily. Once I stood up properly I saw that the entire back panel of wood was beginning to loosen, and will little encouragement came entirely free spilling my spare change collection from the past 5 or 6 years all over the bench. I took the opportunity to count it this afternoon and I now have $79.95 in an express post bag sitting on my floor (it was the only thing I could think of strong enough to hold the weight of the coins).

It was again time for the CD stand at uni to appear and sap whatever money away from me. I got four CDs, blasphemously (?) two of them Andrew Lloyd Webber cast recordings, the Jason Donovan ‘Joseph’ (my first and last Joseph ever), as well as the truly boring ‘By Jeeves’, which coincidently was mailed today to me from the DVD rental place. Maybe seeing them will help me understand the insanely confusing plot. Then again, I was counting coins at the time. But it was typical Andrew Lloyd Webber… I could predict the melody and harmonic progression of each song as soon as it started, just cliched repetition. Anthony Warlow’s ‘On the Boards’ and Varase Sarabande’s ‘Prime Time Musicals’ rounded out my additions for only $14, although it should have been $11 (By Jeeves was in the $1 box).

See how thrifty I can be when i’m given the chance? It hurts to realise I can spend $14 on four new CDs, or $50 on a crappily printed exercise book for Accounting that I had to purchase yesterday.

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  1. Kevin Wilson says:

    I used to collect all of my spare change too, but then I realised how much of a pain I could be by buying things with it and handing over the coins instead of my nice notes. Never had this sort of problem when we had $1 and $2 notes.

  2. Tyson says:

    I believe the concept is to save up all your coins until you have a substantial amount, and then take them to the bank to deposit them. However, I heard just yesterday that they now charge 10% to run all your coins through the sorting machine! What extortion! If this is true, I guess I just have bus money for the next 26 weeks all sorted out.

  3. Tyson says:

    5 weeks, rather. I *wish* the bus only cost $3 a week!

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Silly Similie

This is old content from my previous blog, EveryGoodBoyDeservesFruit.com. Check out the new stuff too.

I think I concerned some folk at uni when I used a slightly alternate similie when describing what it was like to sit on the metal benches… “It is like being touched on the backside by a dead woman’s hand”… Well, both are uncomfortable, slightly creepy, cold and hard.

I’m having fun with Zoe as we peruse www.hotornot.com and compare notes. Some of the commentary is very entertaining. Some of my favourite lines:
“Why is he dressed for Little Athletics?”
“Wasn’t he off Saved By The Bell?”
and of course “If I were him, I’d be afraid to put my finger in my mouth.”
It took us about 15 minutes to work out that the links we were using weren’t directing us to the page the other was looking at.

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  1. Becky says:

    I’m glad to hear that you two are doing something useful with your time.

  2. Kevin Wilson says:

    SO, are you and Zoe considered Hot or Not?

  3. Tyson says:

    Kevin, lets just say its a good thing I don’t vote below 4.

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Aim, Ready, Fire

This is old content from my previous blog, EveryGoodBoyDeservesFruit.com. Check out the new stuff too.

Just a quick note to let everyone know who usually has my AIM account on their lists – on account of forgetting the password, and AIM not resending it to me, i’ve decided I won’t use it any longer. This goes for ICQ. Now I only use MSN, so if you want to add me or whatever and you don’t know it, email me.

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