I have a few rules to which I live by. They help me avoid time wasting exercises. One is to never watch a film which sports a pair of legs predominantly on the poster or cover art. Bonus points if there are heads popping out between the legs. I’ll write a letter to the film censor board if one of those heads belongs to Whoopi Goldberg.
The other rule is to immediately close websites which feature text in small caps, like this:

I’m sorry, but if that is your idea of a cool aesthetic, you simply aren’t going to be able to tell me anything I need to hear.
I’m also going to assume this is you:

Are you suggesting I’m a middle-aged overweight man who spends too much time at his computer? How very accurate :) Anyway, where’s your rss feed?
Actually – just looking at that photo again – on the far right you can see a penguin box. That’s a copy of Linux Mandrake 7. I know because I had a copy of it also, in 1999. Well, who has spent too much time at their computer now?
I just added my RSS feed down below in the footer. I’m still trying to sort stuff out (next job is blogroll).